| Jan. 25th, 2004 @ 11:40 pm What Up, Niggas? |
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Feelings: hungry and horny
Sounds: Travis
Man, today was the shiznit. At two o'clock, I went and picked up a bunch of my friends from the nursery school down the street. First we went to that new Chinese buffet outside of Utica Square. It was awesome, especially since kids under 5 eat free. (I was the only one who had to pay.) My friends are so cool. We talk about cool shit like cartoons and food. (I can't talk about that stuff with my brothers or Kate because my brothers don't watch cartoons anymore, and well, Kate doesn't eat...) Man, it was so funny. We were all eating when Hannah decided we should play telephone. When it finally got to me, I had to say it outloud, so I said "poopie!" and everyone in the whole restaurant was staring. HAHAHAHAHA. You had to be there... After we ate, we decided to go to Discovery Zone. I couldn't fit in the tunnels, so I just hung out in the ballpit and ate candy. After leaving that place, we cruised around downtown T-Town and I played Underneath Acoustic for them. Both Mikey and Jakey threw up. I guess it was all the excitement from the day? Then Kate called and told me to get my ass home because she wanted me to take her to get her mustache waxed.
When I took Kate to get waxed, Ike called to see if I wanted to go pick up some "bitches and ho's" with him, but I told him I couldn't cuz I was with her. He told me I was "pussy whipped" by a "skank bitch." You know, Kate is really misunderstood. I mean, sure she has a bad attitude, and sure she's materialistic, stuck-up, and extremely ignorant.... but she has her good points. I mean, do you have any idea how much money she saves me when we go out to eat? Not like that bitch Marion who'd order everything on the menu. (PS: Bet half of you didn't know she weighed more than me at one point in her life. Fucking heffer.) Also, Kate lets me eat off her plate. She doesn't eat much, that's for sure. But I can tell you one thing that does go in her mouth, and another thing she certainly does swallow. :o)
After she got waxed, I was hungry again so I told her we were going to Pizza Hut. She got upset, but I smacked her and she shut up. Then when we got there, I was really embarrassed to go inside with her because her upper lip was all red from the waxing, so I asked her to do like she does when we have sex, and put a bag over her head. She wouldn't though. So I had to eat my ENTIRE meal completely mortified. At one point, she tried to snag a pepperoni off my pizza, so I stabber her hand with my fork. When she stopped crying, I explained to her that it's rude to eat someone else's food without asking. She didn't know any better though. I guess sometimes I forget that she is from Georgia.
When we got home I pretended that I was still mad at her just so she'd give me head. It worked. That's another thing I have to work on with her though. She doesn't have good manners. Sometimes we'll be sitting in the den with my family, and she'll just dive down in my lap and go for it. It's sorta embarrassing, but I try to explain to them how she doesn't know any better. Dad swears he understands because, according to him, my mom was a "dumb-ass hillbilly" when he found her too.
After she finished me off, I told her to leave me alone and go to bed because I was tired and wanted to watch COPS. Now I'm eating some Winn-Dixie brand ice cream (Dad's too cheap to buy Breyers) and masturbating to pictures of Delta Burke... A perfect ending to a perfect day.
Sweet mutherfuckin dreams,
Zac |
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